The View

I really want to guest host on The View. Enough said. I can't stand to watch women talk and I can't interrupt and put in my superior wisdom. I have a gift for interrupting people. I have two best friends with the same problem. Our conversations never end because we are never finished talking. It starts off with a comment and then branches off into at least 50 other things relavent to that subject. You have to know the background of this before you can understand that. I am the worst. I am a horrible listener. Even when my mouth is closed I am interrupting you in my brain. To make matter's worse, at my age......when we get this verbal three ring circus started, I usually forget what I was going to say or names or references to people, places, or things. I use these words frequently; thing-a-ma-bob; you-know-who, thingy thing, you know what I'm talking about, that thing.....you know, whatcha-macallit, skippity skap.