Showing posts with label cellulite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cellulite. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Leaning Tower of Basketball

  1. Third day to take the kids to school. My dog, Della, (9" nails) jumped across my lap and left two gaping wounds in my cellulite. My son fell into the car and totally flattened his lunch. Yelling, screaming, barking...........Wham.....I slammed into the basketball goal for about the third time. This time it left a dent in my 1996 Ford Taurus (The Bullet). Whip lashed and choking to hold back a totally inappropriate word, I stayed parked on that goal post. Should I just keep pushing until it falls over. Maybe later I will try to reposition my car and strike it from another angle and try to straighten it up......or push it down.